he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Girls should come with a carfax report
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I am available for nakedness
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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