I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I love you. Go after that dick
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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