So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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