She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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