Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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