Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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