So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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