So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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