I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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