with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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