ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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