did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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