I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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