He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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