these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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