we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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