My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My dick has a subreddit
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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