I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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