Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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