butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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