i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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