Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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