Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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