Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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