your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Randomize
