I'm so fucking centered right now
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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