she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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