I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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