I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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