talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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