No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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