I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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