I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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