So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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