I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
