stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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