Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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