It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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