Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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