you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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