Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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