I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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