A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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