the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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