After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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