Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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