new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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