ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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