He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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