susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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