Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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