I CAN MOONWALK!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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