I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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